Homily at Our Lady of the Valleys for the Solemnity of All Saints.
I’d like to start with the story of Donny and Dougie, two brothers who, over the course of many years, cheated, swindled, robbed and generally stole from everyone that they ever did business with. They weren’t churchgoers, but when Dougie died unexpectedly, Donny went to his parish priest with a strange offer. A very large sum of money was offered to the parish, as long as the priest would conduct the funeral and declare that Dougie was a saint.
The parish priest was deeply troubled by the request. Only the pope can declare someone a saint, Dougie was an unlikely candidate. But it was a very poor church and the building desperately needed repairs. And the priest was rather afraid of what Donny would do if he didn’t comply.
On the day of the funeral, after communion, the priest started telling Dougie’s story. “As you all know, the departed was an awful individual who robbed, cheated, swindled and stole from everyone he ever did business with. But, compared to his brother, he was – a Saint!”
We use the word ‘saint’ in many different ways. The word comes to us from Latin through French, and most Romance languages have some version of santo. It basically means, holy, which is the word for anything which is set apart from daily use and dedicated to God. Those French roots are sometimes seen in names where holy things are called “saint” – you might come across colleges or Anglican Churches being called Saint Cross.
That same general meaning of holiness applies to the Archangels – we speak of St Gabriel, St Michael and St Raphael. These angelic beings are “holy” by their very nature, made to be heavenly servants of the most high God. But despite what you might see in the movies, human beings never become angels and angels never become human. That little cartoon of a human soul popping out of its expiring body with wings and a harp is just that, a cartoon. You won’t get those when you go to heaven – though you might get a halo.
When St Paul wrote to the Christian believers in the towns he had evangelised, he greeted the “saints” in Corinth or wherever it was. To be a Christian in those days you indeed had to set yourelf apart, belonging to the risky underground movement called the Way of the Lord Jesus, and risking death if you got caught. This is why the Book of Revelation spotlighted the martyrs who had been through persecution. It also reflected the understanding of the church that when we get baptised we are therefore joined to Jesus and become a new creation in Christ, a holy person, a saint.
As the Catholic Church evolved, however, the word became used in a narrower sense – an exemplary Christian who had lived a good life and who we believe is now in heaven with God. A formal process of canonization developed. When people believe a person is worthy of consideration, they can petition the Vatican and the candidate is known as a “Servant of God”. The Vatican checks that there are no red flags in the candidate’s lifestyle and declares the person “Venerable”. But then the candidate has to demonstrate their heavenly status by obtaining a miracle from God in answer to people’s prayers. Without a miracle, the person cannot be beatified – given the title Blessed – unless they were martyred. Such a person is known as a beatus or if female, beata. And a blessed can only be named in official church services in their home country, not worldwide. To go global – to be promoted to the rank of saint – a further miracle is needed. A few saints who wrote extensively on Christian life can additionally be given the title doctor of the Church.
What about the rest of us? The danger of having these lofty role models is we’re tempted to imagine three kinds of afterlife – Hell for really bad people, a few extraordinary Saints, and then the rest of us. But that’s not what we find in the Bible or the teaching of the Catholic Church. We have only two final destinations on offer – heaven or hell. We will become saints, or we will be damned. It is the many, many souls who don’t stand out as role models but who quietly lived Godly lives that we are celebrating today.
Fortunately, becoming a saint doesn’t depend on us. It’s by putting our trust in Jesus and repenting of our sins that we qualify for heaven. We might feel a little daunted by the long list of blessed are you statements. Do we need to tick them all off to make it into heaven? No. And even the most famous of the saints probably tick two or three of thse boxes, not all of them!
So what’s the secret of becoming a saint? We are already God’s children, but we’re not perfect yet. Ask God to show you the one thing you need to do next, and embrace it. With each action, we either turn our face towards heaven, or else we turn away. If you want to be a saint, you don’t have to make it all the way to heaven on your own. You just have to be facing towards God when he comes looking for you.
Maybe you’ll never be one of those big role models. Maybe you won’t tick off more than one or two of those “blessed are yous”. It’s not easy to become a saint, but remember! The reward is eternal life. Set your face towards heaven, and you can be numbered among the multitude of holy people that we celebrate today. For with God’s grace, compared to the person you were yesterday, you can surely become – a saint!
The “crime brothers” story is widely circulated, but I adapted this version.